Facelifts !?
June 27, 2009 by Anti-Aging and Reverse Aging Tips
Filed under Microdermabrasion & Facelifts
Can you answer Sangy .’s question about Anti-Aging?:
A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned
to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.
Of course the woman wanted “The Knob.”
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the
effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems.
“All of these years, everything has been working just fine I have
turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results.
But now, I’ve developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”
The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags, those
are your breasts.”
She said, “Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.”
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A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned
to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.
Of course the woman wanted “The Knob.”
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the
effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems.
“All of these years, everything has been working just fine I have
turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results.
But now, I’ve developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”
The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags, those
are your breasts.”
She said, “Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.”
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